Jesustainment

The current weather system must be causing a barometric pressure change - I've got a migraine now. One of my favorite remedies is to take a couple of pills and lay down in front of the television and fall asleep (especially since Goa'uld and Bookworm have gotten off PS2 and it's quieter).

Flipping thru the stations, I stopped at Bravo TV, which is running a show titled Great Things About Being a Red State. The count was down to the last five or so. Number Two inspired me to get up and post.

Apparently Jesus as Entertainment is big in the Red States. Who knew? And something called Christian Comedy is big. One described it as comedy without the cuss words, but then they showed a clip of a comedian who incorporated Jesus into his routine:

Jesus was the manifestation of God, right? He was the Lord God Almighty for 33 years on Earth. But he only talked about it for the last three, right? {dramatic pause} Don't ya think his friends might have noticed SOMETHING?! (This isn't word-for-word, but fairly close.)

Oh, and the Number One Great Thing about being a Red State? Elvis, of course? Could you ever doubt it?

If you have cable and get Bravo, check your local listings. The Great Things About Being ... series continues this afternoon, and the Red State version is showing again later on. I'll have to record it to get the full list, I'll post it later.