Rhubarb Redux

Wouldn't this be a good time for a piece of rhubarb pie?

Yes, nothing gets the taste of fear and humiliation out of your mouth like Beebopareebop Rhubarb Pie.

But one little thing can revive a guy,
And that is home-made rhubarb pie.
Serve it up, nice and hot.
Maybe things aren't as futile as you thought.

DUET:
Mama's little baby loves rhubarb, rhubarb,
Beebopareebop Rhubarb Pie.
Mama's little baby loves rhubarb, rhubarb,
Beebopareebop Rhubarb Pie.

from here

Fish, bicycles and rhubarb pie in Lake Wobegon

from Garrison Keillor's "News from Lake Wobegon" monolog in the Prairie Home Companionshow broadcast live May 22, 1999, rerunSeptember 15, 2001

...Anyway, the rhubarb, the rhubarb pie was made at the Chatterbox Café on Thursday morning. It was the last pound of frozen rhubarb. Dorothy puts up 100 pounds every spring, freezes it. It lasts all through the winter, because she herself does not care for rhubarb pie. But other people love rhubarb pie, and this was the last pound. It was just enough to make three pies, and she made them, and she put them in the oven, and she and Darlene sat down to have a cup of coffee. Mr. Burgee was sitting there, and the other old men. They were sniffing, waiting for the pie to be done.

[Dorothy and Darlene have a long conversation about their husbands, one deceased and the other divorced, neither of whom they have seen for many years.]

Mr. Burgee said "I think I smell something burning." Dorothy turned around and gave him a look, she said, "the day I need baking advice from you, Mr. Burgee, is the day that fish ride bicycles." Indeed, there was smoke in the air; she went in the kitchen, she opened the oven; all three rhubarb pies were black as could be. Made her feel satisfied somehow to have burnt every last one of 'em. "Dammit," she said, "I never cared for rhubarb anyway, and this was last spring's rhubarb - last spring's. Get these outta here, Darlene, throw these out in the trash," she said. "Another month, two months, we'll have all the fresh rhubarb that we can stand. No need to fool around with last spring's rhubarb. Get it outta here, good riddance to it."

That's the news from Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good looking, and all children are above average.

Rhubarb Web Sites
The Rhubarb Compendium
Other Uses for Rhubarb
Festivals:
The Rosy Rhubarb Festival, Shedden, Ontario, Canada
Rhubarb-Rhubarb, international photo festival
Wakefield Festival of Rhubarb, Wakefield, UK
Rhubarb Festival, part of a Mormon Heritage festival in Utah
Ulm Rhubarb Festival, Montana
The Kitchen Kettle Rhubarb Festival, in Intercourse, PA (oh, darn, this was sooo close to home, we coulda gone!)