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Tuesday, July 12, 2005

In-Laws

(Fred's been posting about his In-Laws.) My DH and I live in the same town as both in-laws. Gave both sets keys to both "just in case". Naturally my mom knows that this means in an emergency. My In-Laws didn't.

We were married just over a year and had just moved into this house. The DH and I were getting frisky in the living room when we heard ONE knock on the front door and THEN IMMEDIATELY the sound of a key in the door!

Grabbed ourselves and our clothes and ran upstairs. Quickly dressed while DH's parents are downstairs calling for us. DH went down first. I stayed a little bit longer in order to get the swear words out of my system.

You can be sure that I made sure that he spoke to his folks later about that key ...

13 Comments:

At 5:59 PM, Blogger Saur♥Kraut said...

YIKES. I don't know if I'd ever be the same again.

We visited my Other Half's parents on vacation some time ago. They live in a more northern southern state. I'd never been there before (they spend half the time down here, so we've never needed to go up THERE just to see them). They put us in the basement which was very nicely converted to a rec room with a fold-out sofa.

As the O.H's parents are walking upstairs, his mom says diplomatically "try not to leave the TV on too loud. Our bedroom is right above yours and we can hear everything." Urk. Glad she warned us. That killed it but good for vacation.

 
At 6:04 PM, Blogger A Little Bar of Soap said...

FILTH! The LIVING ROOM! Try the bedroom, doors locked, lights out!

I am glad you were married, however.

 
At 6:25 PM, Blogger Homer Jay said...

Just another reason I am glad that my parents and the out-laws live four hours away.

 
At 6:26 PM, Blogger Homer Jay said...

BTW, I like the duel implication of the picture. Or maybe I'm just a pervert. Yeah, that's probably it. Nevermind.

 
At 7:12 PM, Blogger Jamie Dawn said...

That was a close one! Can you imagine if you hadn't heard them coming in? I can...

 
At 8:34 PM, Blogger The Lazy Iguana said...

You should have let them walk in on you. They would have never done that again.

Then again, they might have. You can never tell what people are into these days.

 
At 9:12 PM, Blogger actonbell said...

lol, homer jay, I would never have thought of that. And your MIL would've been cured for all time, if she'd seen anything!

 
At 9:21 PM, Blogger GodlessMom said...

My mother in law is really good, she always gives us warning when she comes over. My parents on the other hand are pretty tactless. They will do the knock-once-then-come-in thing too! Annoying! Maybe I should put chains on the doors.

 
At 1:00 AM, Blogger Doug said...

That's not as bad as your spouse walking in on you.

 
At 10:14 AM, Blogger Fred said...

People have such perverted minds around here - I love it!

Luckily, my in-laws are not even close. Whew!

 
At 11:20 AM, Blogger OldHorsetailSnake said...

Well, yeah, I can understand that. Heck, the in-laws may have not ever enrolled in a sex education class, and "show and tell" is just not right for beginners.

 
At 3:20 PM, Blogger Jean-Luc Picard said...

You two sounded just like a couple of teenagers waiting for your parents to be away, but them coming back early!

 
At 6:14 PM, Blogger Tan Lucy Pez said...

I remember hearing about this at the time. Your in-laws probably didn't and don't acknowledge that people have S-E-X during the DAY. Gasp!

 

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