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Saturday, April 02, 2005

Jesus was ...?

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus could have been Black:

  1. He called everyone "brother ".
  2. He liked Gospel.
  3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

  1. He went into His Fathers business.
  2. He lived at home until he was 33.
  3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been Italian:

  1. He talked with his hands.
  2. He had wine with every meal.
  3. He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been a Californian:

  1. He never cut his hair.
  2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
  3. He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been Irish:

  1. He never got married.
  2. He was always telling stories.
  3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus could have been a woman:

  1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
  2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
  3. And even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work to do.

And on to a almost-random change in topic ... While looking for a fun Jesus image to post here, I googled "Jesus" and came across this page.

My, my, some people have WAY TOO MUCH TIME on their hands!!

3 Comments:

At 3:08 PM, Blogger TLP said...

And others just like to spend a lot of their time on family Blogs. I LOVE the way we all stay connected through our blogs.

JC was pretty cool, I guess. BUT, he never writes, never calls...

 
At 9:12 AM, Blogger Lila said...

Those are good, dddragon! I guess I'd have to say, he was Jewish. I'm sure there must be three signs that he was gay, too!

 
At 9:48 AM, Blogger dddragon said...

It was a list that the SO of L.Kuhns sent ... he's one of those friends who is always sending jokes and funny pics that he finds. Once in a while I find one that I forward on myself.

 

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