Random Kat Kuotes

1. Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will pee on your computer." --Bruce Graham
2. There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast. -- Unknown
3. Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this. --Anonymous
4. Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. -- Jeff Valdez
5. In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats. -- English proverb
6. As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat. -- Ellen Perry Berkeley
7. One cat just leads to another. -- Ernest Hemingway
8. Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. -- Mary Bly
9. Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia. -- Joseph Wood Krutch
10. People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. -- Faith Resnick
11. There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats. -- Anonymous
12. I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. -- Hippolyte Taine
13. No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me. -- Unknown
14. There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. -- Albert Schweitzer
15. The cat has too much spirit to have no heart. -- Ernest Menaul
16. Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are gods.
17. Time spent with cats is never wasted. -- Colette
18. You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats. -- Colonial American proverb
19. Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want. -- Joseph Wood Krutch
20. I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.
21. My husband said it was him or the cat ... I miss him sometimes.
22. Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit.